Santa Claus is a Low Fat Raw Vegan?!

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Holiday Greetings

Just a quick “Merry Christmas” message to you in case I don’t “see” you again this week.  I hope you’ve got all your shopping done and that you get everything your heart desires this year.

And if you don’t celebrate Christmas, then take that money NOT being shelled out on toys and trinkets and buy yourself some health-renewing fruit!

Swayze

Santa Claus is a Low Fat Raw Vegan?!

I have it on good authority that Santa Claus has decided to give up the refined treats this year in favor of healthy, raw fruits and vegetables.

It seems that Mrs. Claus recently stumbled upon the low fat raw vegan way and believes it is the “end all, be all” of diet plans.

I couldn’t agree more.

Santa Claus, on the other hand, is not so convinced.  So in order to put a stop to the Mrs. incessant nagging, the Jolly Old Elf has begrudgingly decided to change his junk food ways and embrace a healthy, fruit-filled diet.

Don’t be so blue, Santa!  There are plenty of wonderful reasons to go raw.

Here, let me show you…

Say “Bye Bye” To That Belly Full of Jelly

I mean no disrespect, but let’s not kid ourselves here.

You’re fat, Santa.

You are adorable, that’s for sure, but you’re pretty fat.

And as much as I love the big cuddly wuddly bear that is you and the *numerous* presents (wink, wink) you bestow upon me each year, I can’t help but wonder how hard it must be carrying all that extra weight above the hips.

And with that furry suit and all those toys to lug around, you must get pretty sweaty “glisten” a whole lot too.

Not to worry because, Santa, on your new fruit-charged, low fat raw diet, that tummy will be gone in no time.  No matter how much fruit and greens you decide to take in – it’s no secret how much you love to eat – you’ll still lose that gut!

That’s right, Papa Claus.  You can nosh on all the peaches, papaya, and pomegranates you want and you’ll still be fit as a fiddle.

Looks like you’ll be needing a brand new bag AND red suit to flaunt that fit physique this Christmas!

And “Hello” to a Clean Colon

Although I wouldn’t know personally, I imagine that your digestion isn’t all that great either, Santa.  I mean, you love cookies and milk and eat them at almost every stop along your Christmas Eve route!

What’s that, Santa?  Oh, you share the sweet treats with Rudolph and Comet?  Sure, whatever you say…

With your new low fat, high fruit fare, poor digestion will be the least of your worries.  As long as you are eating simply and practicing proper food combining, you will digest, absorb, assimilate, and *ah hem* eliminate beautifully.

No more upset tummy.  No more bloated belly.  No more blaming the foul-smelling gas on your trusty reindeer…

Just remember, Santa, go easy on the fats!

Eliminate the Energy Zap

Speaking of cookies and milk – not to mention cakes, crumbles, and casseroles, too – all that food has got to completely obliterate your energy.  There’s no way you can consume that much heavy, heart-clogging cooked food without a serious energy sap.

And Santa, it has even been rumored that there’s an extra elf standing by to help get the job done when you get too pooped!  It seems no amount of “elf-ly” magic can undo that destructive digestive burden!

That’s just “elf-ly” gossip, you say?  Of course, of course…

Anyway, none of this matters now that you are a lover of all things fruit.  I promise you won’t have anymore energy troubles to speak of now that your body won’t have to spend all of its resources processing those fatty foods.

In fact, eating simply will have your energy levels through the roof!  I know you’ll be able to finish your Christmas route all by yourself, no problem.

Not that you ever had any trouble before…

And who knows?  You may even be able to finish putting presents under our trees in HALF the time so we can celebrate Christmas early!

Wishful thinking?  Okay, okay.

How About You?

Have you got a bowl full of jelly for a belly that you’ve been dying to get rid of?  Are you struggling with digestive issues that leave you bloated and uncomfortable?  Are you ready for bed again just moments after turning off the morning alarm clock?

It may be time to adopt the end all, be all diet.

Hey…if Kris Kringle, the *former* King of all things confectionary, can muster up the courage to go raw this winter solstice, I just know you can too!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Everyone!

Go raw and be fit,

Swayze